Trump vs. Pashinyan Quiz
By Jirair Tutunjian
In the past year or two, American actor Robert De Niro has verbally crucified President Donald Trump with precision and aplomb. When sorting the Oscar-winning actor’s insults you will notice three categories: the President’s lack of mental acuity; his similarity to blood-thirsty beasts; and his lack of character.
Thus, de Niro has called Trump stupid, fool, idiot, bozo, and moron.
He has called Trump a dog, a mutt, a pig, and a monster.
The actor has called Trump a punk, B.S. artist, national disgrace, vile, corrupt, con,
Now, go over the above invective and decide which words apply to our own homemade dictator Pashinyan…The Screaming Ninny.
Fool, idiot, or moron?
Pig, dog, or monster?
Punk, corrupt, a con?
Most of the words De Niro uses to depict President Trump, apply to Pashinyan.
Pashinyan is stupid, a bozo, traitor, moron…because he trusts the Erdogan-Aliev duo.
Pashinyan is a traitor because he didn’t resist the construction of the Trump Highway in southern Armenia.
Pashinyan is a monster because he makes no effort to have Aliyev release Artsakh
Pashinyan is a traitor and a fool because he relentlessly tries to expand the gap between Armenia and the Diaspora.
Pashinyan is a monster because by expanding the gap between the homeland and the Diaspora he is realizing the long-term dream of Erdogan: divide and conquer.
Pashinyan is corrupt because he harasses and jails citizens who write uncomplimentary Facebook messages. His “security” goons mistreat Diaspora Armenians who had written uncomplimentary comments about Pashinyan.
Pashinyan is B.S. artist because he violates hundreds of laws, including the Constitution.
Pashinyan is a treacherous moron because he denies admittance to Armenia to Diasporans who have written uncomplimentary lines on the Internet.
No one will be surprised when Pashinyan orders name changes to Yerevan districts which have Western Armenia and Cilicia names such as Arapgir.
No one will be surprised when Pashinyan bans Armenian parents from naming their offspring Ararat, Van, Kars, and Adana.
No one will be surprised when shrieking Pashinyan and his ex-paramour fly to Occupied Palestine when the going gets rough.
