The Creature From The Black Lagoon
By Jirair Tutunjian
There is a two-legged creature which looks like a human being but is viler than any creature from Hollywood’s legendary “The Creature from the Black Lagoon.” He has been married thrice and two of his marriages collapsed because of his blatant affairs. After his wives divorced him, he married the woman who had borne him a child while he was married. Throughout his adult years, he has serially mistreated women so often that his mother was forced to publicly condemn him. He eventually compensated a woman who had accused him of assaulting her sexually in a hotel.
This bad excuse for a husband is a lifelong alcoholic. A woman who knew him closely has said: “I have seen him drunk not a few times but multiple of times.”
In a serious lapse of security, he used a confidential massaging app thus sharing plans of an impending military strike on Yemen.
He has been accused of mismanaging of a veteran organization’s funds.
This warmonger asked President Donald Trump to pardon servicemen who had committed war crimes.
A Christian Zionist, he misses no opportunity to expose his gigantic tattoo of the Jerusalem Flag which covers half his torso. He sees himself as a modern Crusader who will crush Islam and accommodate Tel Aviv’s ambitions for Greater Israel. That colonial fantasy will include Egypt east of the Nile, northern Saudi Arabia, all of Jordan, all of Lebanon, parts of Syria, Iraq, and Turkey. [By the way, “The Jerusalem Cross” is a misnomer. While crossing Cilicia, the Crusaders discovered/adopted the Armenian flag which had one big cross and four smaller ones around it. The smaller ones represented the Four Books of the New Testament while the big one represented Christ. Later, Georgia adopted the Armenian flag. The Catholic Patriarchate of the Holy Land now claims the flag.] The ridiculous man sees himself as a modern King Richard Lionhearted who will erase Muslims from the Middle East. In an interview with “60 Minutes Overtime,” he said U.S troops in the attack on Iran “are protected by the providence Almighty God.” That would mean Iran is on the side of Satan.
This intellectual midget has a weakness for over-the-top violent verbiage. Thus, he has said the U.S. “will rain death and destruction from the sky all day long.” He has also said Iranian leaders are “toast” who would be killed “without mercy.”
Recently, he banned press photographers because they had shot “unflattering” photos of the drunkard serial cheater. He also threatened to revoke the license of TV networks that don’t provide constant positive spin on the Netanyahu-Trump war against Iran.
A few months ago, he was accused of committing war crime when he ordered the killing of Caribbean sailors in a double-tap tactic.
While serving in Iraq, he ordered his men to use “maximum lethality” and to “ignore legal advice.”
An intemperate man, he said the following about Iranians: “For 47 years these barbaric savages in the Iran region have murdered our brothers in arms, my guys, your guys, your group, our guys through terrorist proxies and cowardly attacks.” Yes, he likes blood-soaked verbiage and bravado.
His critics have accused him causing the murder of 160 Iranian students as a result of cutting off a number of important officers.
The Orange Balloon made the above sociopath his Secretary of Defense—a title which was latter changed to the more accurate Secretary of War.
He is Pete Hegseth. The “Pete” has the impossible task of softening the butcher’s reputation.
